| BACK IN THE DAY.... When Steven Stockwell and Lord James Wellington III were a Team, Steven Stockwell found himself " WRESTLING AN ALLIGATOR ! " While Lord WellingtonIII, had to ENDURE, A " TERRIBLY DRY MARTINTI !!! " |

| DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME ! |
| MAKING A GOOD MARTINI, IS HARD WORK !!! |
| ALRIGHT, NOW THAT WE'VE HAD A GOOD LAUGH, WE WANT TO ONCE AGAIN, WARN YOU: THAT THIS NEXT PICTURE is of an EXTREMELY, " CONTROVERSIAL NATURE !!! " YOU MAY WANT TO LOOK AWAY ! MAY CAUSE...Anger, Neaseau, Vomiting, and DEFINATELY, NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART!!!!!! |
| FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.. LORD JAMES WELLLINGTON III REVEALS- A SHRUNKEN HEAD ! |
| THE SHRUNKEN HEAD THAT YOU SEE, DISPLAYED HERE IS FROM THE " JIVARO INDIAN TRIBE. " THE JIVARO CLAN LIVED DEEP, INSIDE THE ECUADORIAN AND NEIGHBORING, PERUVIAN AMAZON. IT WAS USUALLY A SACRIFICE TO THE SPIRIT OF THE ANACONDA ! |
